Wild Thaang.

I was pulled to the side as I was about to walk to the bar. She asked me if what she was experiencing was normal. "Yes, that is if there were humans here. What do you think Stefan and Damon and Caroline and Tyler and everyone else felt when they were around you when you were human?" i looked to the bar as I heard Pam talking, more or less fighting, someone.

I sighed, holding the Newbie up in the air, "Okay, we can do this two ways, One," I said, grabbing his junk, and squeezing, while twisting it like it was a twisty for a loaf of bread. "I can either rip your dick off and make you eat it, or two, which is kill you instantly without giving a good goddamn for punching a hole in the wall." Suddenly, I turned my head over to see Elizabeth and the newborn that was with Damon that one newborn girl that one night. "Oh, hello girls. this will be but a minute," I said, smiling, then turned my head over to the abomination of a Vampire I was holding. "If you were Human, ... your shit would be shitting brick by now," I said, and tossed him into the air, and as he fell down, I kicked him across the bar. I turned facing the two young ladies, and asked, "So, How's life?"

I drug Elena to the bar. I looked at Pam as I took a seat. "Life now is great. I may have had a different answer this time last week but its great. how about you? Oh and is it possible for us to get some drinks? I'm teaching Elena here how hard it is for us to get drunk." I said smirking at the both of them.

I raised my hand, motioning them my finger to follow me as I walked. I walked behind the bar counter, and did my thing. I grabbed all mixers and alcohol of any sort. I pretty much grabbed everything known as "Drinking Alcohol" to man kind. We have any type of drinks here in Fangs and Games, just like we did in Fangtasia in Shreeveport. "Since you're a newborn, you're gonna need a hell of a lot more than just normal whiskey to sustain your impulses. What I'm making you is what Eric, my Maker made me when I was first turned" I said to Elena in particular. I used my super speed pouring the drinks and mixers together, stirring the hell out of them, and then adding the last ingredient - Tequilla. I had to shake the Tequilla separate from everything else and pour it separate as well. Once I was done pouring the Tequilla in the cup, I handed it to Elena, and said, "Enjoy. Now, what may I get you, Elizabeth?" I asked, quirking an eyebrow to her, lighting a cancer stick.

I looked at Elena. You kinda are." I told her smiling. I looked back at Pam. Sex on the beach with a whiskey." I told her as I looked at the bar. It seemed busy tonight. "So what was with the dick bag you threw across the place?" i asked her.

"I can give you both," I said, using my speed yet again, dashing at the other end behind the counter and grabbing her a bottle of Whiskey and a glass. I dashed back, setting the bottle and glass down, pouring the lovely liquid down into the glass. "At least that drink doesn't kill you, like what the Authority does to Sanguinistas when they capture them, the dumbasses," I said, taking a drag of my cancer stick. I looked it, then put it out and grabbed my weed kit. I flung the bag on the counter and dug out bag after bag of the stuff. I used my super speed for a third time and rolled the blunts carefully, making one for myself. I lit it up, and this time, it was heaven. "If you two are wondering, yes it's legal now," I said, smirking at them. "Since Vampires came Global, the Human society has shit bricks, which is why we built Crystal Waters - to show them that we can Coexist ppeacefully together, even though there are some assholes who I just wanna rip open that are in this town," I said, smiling trying to hide what anger I mustered. I was referring to the Hunters, and two particular people in person. Bill Compton, and Sookie Stackhouse.

I took my glass. "Thanks." I told her as I looked at the place. I listened to her and also to the sounds of what could possibly be Stefan. What the Hell was he doing here? It was supposed to be Elena and I with unsupervised fun. I looked back at Pam. "How much can I pay you to keep our visit here a secert from Damon and Stefan?" I asked her bringing out my check book and pen.

I chuckled and said, Elizabeth ... Sweetheart. I can keep any man busy. Plus, you don't have to pay me. consider it done," I said, smiling at Elizabeth. "To be honest, Stefan is such a buzzkill. He is the definition of Debbie Downer," I said, taking a drag from my blunt of weed. "At least Damon isn't that way, but god damn, he is so protective all the time. Sure, there's Hunters and not to mention a psychopathic group of Supernaturals that want to kill the people of Crystal Waters, but aside from that, Anyone within the Authority, like myself, are more than capable of skewering the fuckers until there's nothing left," I said, making it perfectly clear.

I chuckled at Elena and said, "You sure as hell got that right." I said, smirking at them. Suddenly, I saw the same Vampire that I held up by his ankle earlier, and he yet again put a hole in the wall. I dashed up right next to him, and yanked his dick off. The screams from the newborn were actually quite soothing to my ears. "Chow, get him the fuck out of my bar, before he bleeds all over my floor," I called him from the other side of the room. "Yes, Ms. Beaufort." my servant said, and he dashed out of the bar. I dashed back over to Elena, and used my super speed and rolled her and Elizabeth a blunt. "While you two enjoy your Pineapple Express, I'll go make my ears bleed while talking to Stefan ... or try to," I said, sighing the last part. Stefan was just ... boring.

I took the blunt she made for me. I lit it up. "I had tweleve years of that. Good luck." I said before taking a drag from it. I was glad to be a hybrid because I can drink all I want and not get drunk. I looked to Elena. "So, what now?"

I smirked at Liz and then dashed over at Stefan and sat next to him, and said, "Hi, how are you?" I asked Stefan, forcing myself from not wanting to bang my head onto the table.