Witches Give Me Headaches Pam|Doug

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I smirked at her and started laughing uncontrollably. She probably thought I was completely crazy. God her attitude reminded me so much of Ravyn it wasn't even funny. I was waiting for her to ask why I was laughing so hard.

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I chuckled a little and said, "I heard you work for Ravyn Daniels. She's nice, unlike her Doppleganger," I rolled my eyes. Sophie Anne was a cunt. I think Ravyn would agree with me. No one really liked her as queen - Bill either. "But, to be honest, I'd rather have her as queen than Bill be King. Too bad she's dead," I said nonchalantly.

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I sobered up from my laughing fit. "I work with Ray yes but we have an interesting friendship." I said with a chuckle. "Ray's doppelganger Sophie Anne; from what I've heard she was a fucking cunt. But depending on Ray's mood whenever she gets pissed off enough she may just rip Compton's dick and force feed it to him. That woman is nice but she has one hell of a psychotic mean streak." I smirked at Pam and outed my cigarette in the ash tray.

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I smiled and said, "Well, all Women who are Vampires have that, unless they are goodie-too-shoe kind Vampire. Those kind of Vampires make my ears bleed." I threw the dead cigarette bud into the small ash tray, and lit another one. "You see that woman over there? That Human Bitch owes me for her attitude earlier," I said, gesturing towards this blond bitch over by the corner, droning out the music with her annoying laughter.

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I looked over to where Pam gestured. "That skanky irritating blonde over there that sounds like she swallowed a hyena and is now trying to throw it up?" I questioned; woman like that give men headaches among other things. "What did the walking STD do to you?" I questioned as I lit up another smoke.

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"She purposely spilled her Magarita on my lovely bar counter. I got back at her though, somewhat. I smeared the dirty wash rag I used to clean it up with on her face after I glamoured her," I said, smirking. "Ironically, she does have Crabs. I could smell it when she walked over the counter before you came in," I said, taking a drag, and I wasn't kidding about the STD thing either.

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I put my hand on my forehead as I chuckled. "I would have made her eat the dirty rage after smearing it in shit." I stated bluntly, taking another drag of my smoke. "That must suck being able to smell that nasty slut fuck!" I cringed, thank god I'm a witch but still human.